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Having vs Enjoying... an ice-cream

Having an ice-cream vs enjoying it...

Today, in the following paras you will learn how to enjoy your ice-cream successfully...

"Art of enjoying your ice-cream by Shiv Kh(uma)ra."

I was in Big Bazaar, located in one of the upmarket Gujju areas of Mulund. I had a task on hand, an imp one...I was served an ultimatum by my wife that, I'll not be allowed to enter home, if I don’t buy new pair of undies for myself...

It seems the elastic of my undies has become too loose.
Women...are too irritating I must say...more if they happen to be your wife. I don’t know what’s' their problem in life if I wear loose undies...

So here I was at Big Bazaar.. trying to locate the VIP FRENCHIE 'XTRA-TIGHT Elastic' counter... and that’s when I spotted this cute looking lil boy with his exceptionally good looking father entering the food court...My heart skipped a beat… it was like seeing my god the 'Nasal King' Shri. Himesh Reshammiya in real...

He was looking stunning in a tight corduroy jacket, a little torn base-ball cap and an extra-tight crotch hugging pair of jeans... and was sporting the ‘macho looking’ stubble... oh god.. He was looking too cool...


I saw the lil’ boy pestering his dad for a softy ice cream. My man, the hunk agreed to it instantly, and flashed a $(read rupee)20/- bill from his top pocket and bought an ice-cream for the cute (but irritating) lil’ boy.

I saw the lust for ice-cream in the lil’ boys' eyes. And decided instantly to capture the Kodak moment using my P900. I grabbed a chair right opposite to the lil’ boy and discreetly aimed my camera and captured the unbelievable.. Yes. ENJOYING THE ICE-CREAM PROCESS.

Always start from the top...

Swallow...ummmm

Try having it sideways.. too.

Show it to the world.. Demo your love... for the ice-cream, ofcoz.

Wipe-out the traces... CLEAN IT!

Start all-over again

I was so engrossed in this ice-cream eating process that I didnt' realize I lost my Underwear somewhere in the crowd. Hmmmmm. Yes. My wife was right. I shouldn’t have worn a loose inner wear…My mistake.

I gathered all my strength to ask Mr. Reshammiya look alike one question and strike a conversation with him before we parted..

I asked him.."Sir, don’t you feel too uncomfy in this extra tight jeans??"...
He replied, “No.. infact it is very good I don’t have to wear undies any more.”

BOOM. My prob is solved, I walked across to the JEAN-Pant counter and requested the salesman Mr.Dandekar, to get me the tightest of all JEAN-Pant and went home happy...

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